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« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2007, 03:56:36 PM » |
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Should I keep correcting? Is it working? Chingao! I don't know how to use those buttons above!
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..Once upon a time a woman HAVING her PMS, took a bat and hit
Bucles on his head. Angry ... Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
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« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2007, 05:05:40 PM » |
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Bucles on his head. Angry ... Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
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« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2007, 07:18:50 PM » |
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Bucles on his head. Angry ... Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
MADNESS? THIS IS "TETECUPILCO EL CHICO" give me a moment of peace, said Maricarmen.
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« Reply #63 on: December 01, 2007, 12:18:47 AM » |
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the story goes
Bucles on his head. Angry ... Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
MADNESS? THIS IS "TETECUPILCO EL CHICO" give me a moment of peace, said the girl.
She decide it was time to go on vacations, so she went to a travel agency and purchase a ticket to...
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« Reply #64 on: December 01, 2007, 12:29:27 AM » |
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the story goes
Bucles on his head. Angry ... Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
MADNESS? THIS IS "TETECUPILCO EL CHICO" give me a moment of peace, said the girl.
Then she decides that it was time to take vacations, so she went to a travel agency and bought a ticket to...Paris.
She always want to visit Paris, and see all de monuments, museums, palaces and first of all, to visit the famous Eiffel Tower, but...
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« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2007, 03:42:48 PM » |
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the story goes
Once upon a time, a woman having her PMS hit
Bucles on his head. Angry ...
Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
MADNESS? THIS IS "TETECUPILCO EL CHICO" give me a moment of peace, said the girl.
And Pambis farted again, but this time, it was a weak fart... like whistling... diminishing
Then she decides that it was time to take A VACATION, so she went to a travel agency and bought a ticket to...Paris.
She always WANTED to visit Paris, and see all de monuments, museums, palaces and first of all, to visit the famous Eiffel Tower, but... when she was going to pay for the ticket, she realized that she had no money. "Where is my purse?" she asked herself. "You dropped it when you hit the police officer..." said a misterious voice behind her...
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« Reply #66 on: December 06, 2007, 10:25:43 AM » |
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the story goes
Once upon a time, a woman having her PMS hit
Bucles on his head. Angry ...
Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
MADNESS? THIS IS "TETECUPILCO EL CHICO" give me a moment of peace, said the girl.
And Pambis farted again, but this time, it was a weak fart... like whistling... diminishing
Then she decides that it was time to take A VACATION, so she went to a travel agency and bought a ticket to...Paris.
She always WANTED to visit Paris, and see all de monuments, museums, palaces and first of all, to visit the famous Eiffel Tower, but... when she was going to pay for the ticket, she realized that she had no money. "Where is my purse?" she asked herself. "You dropped it when you hit the police officer..." said a misterious voice behind her...
, -Wrong!- She said. -I still had my purse when I got rid of Pambis- Then she slowly turned her head in the direction of the voice... She had a big surprise when, just in front of her, she saw...
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« Reply #67 on: December 12, 2007, 06:07:28 AM » |
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the story goes
Once upon a time, a woman having her PMS hit
Bucles on his head. Angry ...
Unfortunately the Bucles died BECAUSE OF THAT, and nobody SPOKE more about the matter. LIFE WENT on and one day this beautiful girl, yes THE one WHO killed the Bucles, was walking on the street when a Police man told her, …"thank you very much for KILLING the Bucles, you are a hero!!!...Now we have plenty of time to find Osama Bin Laden...
-Wait a minute- said THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL preparing her bat just in case -why do you thank me for killing Bucles?
The police officer looked at her very tenderly... and said...
-Didn't you know..?
You (where) WERE on national tv and all over the media for getting rid of that piece of garbage, you are a truly hero, could you give an autograph?
The girl said: -¡NO! And then she took (a) THE bat and hit the police officer too. It's a bad day...she said.
And then she slowly walked away carrying the killer bat on her shoulder. Suddenly (one) A "guy", snatched ( ) the bat of (his) HER hands and told her, "I am Pambis and I will avenge the death of my Bucles ...because I was his misstress and you (break) BROKE my perfect family PLAN...
Then the girl took out a gun from her purse and (shoot)SHOT Pambis, killiNg him right away...
Then she said: It doesn't matter the day of the month...¡¡¡¡ NOBODY (TOUCH)touches MY PRECIOUS BAT!!!
Just before dieing, pambis let go a long and thunderous vibrating fart, repeated by the echoe in the narrow streets, and said:
THIS IS MADNESS!!
MADNESS? THIS IS "TETECUPILCO EL CHICO" give me a moment of peace, said the girl.
And Pambis farted again, but this time, it was a weak fart... like whistling... diminishing
Then she decides that it was time to take A VACATION, so she went to a travel agency and bought a ticket to...Paris.
She always WANTED to visit Paris, and see all de monuments, museums, palaces and first of all, to visit the famous Eiffel Tower, but... when she was going to pay for the ticket, she realized that she had no money. "Where is my purse?" she asked herself. "You dropped it when you hit the police officer..." said a misterious voice behind her...
, -Wrong!- She said. -I still had my purse when I got rid of Pambis- Then she slowly turned her head in the direction of the voice... She had a big surprise when, just in front of her, she saw Julio, who was her first and only true loved she haven´t seen since high school , - is this yours? he asked - hanging from his wrist was that leopard skin purse....
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« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2007, 01:06:53 PM » |
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- Yes it's mine. But it looks thousand times better on you. Do you want to to keep it?
- Oh mana, thank you. How did you know I was gay?
- Haha, all of my ex-bf's are gay now.
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« Reply #69 on: December 13, 2007, 03:03:43 PM » |
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--Well... -said Julio- Maybe that's because you don't know how to kiss! And the last time, you ruined my balls. What else could I do?
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